Hey dickheads it’s been a while! A serious situation arose recently and really made me think about my life and I think it is worth revealing on the internet. Especially to you guys 
Over the weekend I spittled wine on my Ted Leitner T-Shirt. Why is this a big deal??? Only because any asshole who knows anything about me should know the importance of my Ted Leitner T-Shirt. If you don’t understand just understand this: Someone offered me $20 for this shirt and I said no. Enough said. BTW did I mention it was RED WINE?
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For a split moment, I wondered whether my days of Ted wearing glory were over. But then i thought WWTD (What Would Ted Do?). Would Ted give up this easy on our relationship?
I began to cry as a tried to wash out the wine with tap water. It would have to do for tonight. I was too drunk to drive home and definetly too drunk to do laundry.
Two days after this incident, I finally did laundry. I braced my brain as I waited for the washing machine to finish the cycle. The wait was over.
ALEX + TED LEITNER T-SHIRT= FOREVER.
