Archive for August, 2008

Squirrel Eating Pigeon Wing

August 26, 2008

Today I sat on the balcony watching a squirrel drag a pigeon wing up the telephone poll.  After he reached the top of the pole, the squirrel began eating the pigeon wing.   Mmmm tasty!

Here is a comment from this youtube post:

“lol who gives a damn if its unfair, we got more muscle and brains than a stupid squirrel, that means we can over power it and outsmart it plus its just a squirrel anyway the only purpose it serves it 2 b food and 2 house parasites.”

LOL.  Yesterday, Anthony and I were sitting on the balcony.  We watched below in the neighboring yard as a chubby kid ran around beserkly with a yellow plastic baseball bat trying to hit a barking chihuahua.  As I watched, I transitioned between agony and joy as the kid wound up to deliver his Baby Ruth Blow, eventually succombing to laughter.

Dog does not equal Baby. My Bad.

August 23, 2008

I was talking to this lady over the phone at work.  She was asking about the tours we offered.  Then I heard the noise of a dog quietly growling in the background. 

To try and start some conversation I asked “What kind of dog you got back there?”.

She replied with a stern tone “That’s my baby.”

All I could say was “ohhh….”