-The only emails I have posted so far have resulted from correspondences with my mom. I am going to break with this tradition and post the latest email from my dad as follows:
Dear Alex:
Guess what? It is Christmas again.
You have been a good boy … as usual?. Senta has been a good dog.
But will you guys make the next round? Talk to you soon.
I love you my son,
Dad
- The first thing I have to say is… WTF does “But will you guys make the next round?” mean?!?
This to me sounds like some evil boss in a video game. Like Senta and I just kicked some major ass on the streets…. we thought it was over only to realize it was only the end of the first round. The second round will be 6 times more difficult (2 times more enemies, enemies are 2 times as large, and we are 2 times as weak as when we started). Probably one of us will not make it.
-Second, this sounds like a drunk email. Who says “I love you my son”? Only feudal lords or drunk dads. “You have been a good boy… as usual?.” The structure of this sentence oozes drunk as well.
-Finally… do you understand why I was destined to be insane?
December 24, 2008 at 8:37 am |
haha. this is a good post.