Dude vs Bro

By alexreinhard

The age old question of Bro vs Dude?  I present a true story of Bro vs Dude.  

 

1) Bro – A new guy was hired at my work about three weeks ago.  He calls people bro… well at least me.  ”How do you enter this, bro?”  ”That’s what I said, bro!”.  At first I was like WHAT? I’m not used to hearing bro.  It seemed queer to me every time he said it.  I would give that look where I twitch my eye and raise my lip like the expression they often use in sitcoms when something bad happens but it’s funny.  But after a while I found myself finding the use of bro endearing.  ”You get what I’m talking about, bro?”  ”MOST CERTAINLEY, BRO!”

Bro

Bro

 

 

2) Dude- After I noticed how many times the new guy used bro, I found myself noticing how many times I say dude. “Take it easy, dude.” “Noway, dude!”.  Do people give me the look when I say dude at work???? I also say man.  Shit this is like a Bro vs Dude vs Man battle.  Fuck me Amadeus!

Dude Sweet

Dude Sweet

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6 Responses to “Dude vs Bro”

  1. christie Says:

    you DO say dude alot. don’t call me DUDE, BRO!

  2. Eric Says:

    bro, i live in LA now. dude.

  3. Eric Says:

    btw i have that shirt that the bro is wearing

    can we get drunk tomorrow or what

  4. oakley Says:

    somehow, dude seems derisive whereas bro seems affectionate. you know? “what’s your problem, dude?” subtext – you’re disgusting. “what’s your problem, bro?!” subtext – i genuinely like you and am concerned about your problems. “bra” on the other hand, is the “dude” version of “bro.”

  5. Clint Says:

    derisive? what the hell.

    Anyway.. . I can’t believe I googled for this, and then found it.

  6. Clint Says:

    South Park parody:

    “Duuude.”
    “I’m not your dude, bro.”
    “I’m not your bro, man.”
    “i’m not your man, dude.”

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