If you live next to my shower, you probably heard me yelling fuck this morning. This was not the obligatory shower masturbation session either. Does global warming affect my shower water temperature?
I hate the fucking hot/cold shower syndrome! I feel like a man running a coal powered train. Except instead of shoveling coal, I am twisting the hot/cold knobs of my shower like a maniac. “Shit temperature is rising engines gonna blow!” (turns down hot knob….shower slows to a trickle…turns cold knob full cirlce). “We’re losing power!!! She’s not going to make it over the hill!” ( turns both cold and hot knobs to full force…still too cold…forgets at what point the knobs are turned….turns knobs all the way down…no water….turns hot knob up full blast….tooooo hot…yells ”FUCK” once… pauses….yells “FUCK” louder). “We’re losing it, we’re derailing and the engine is on fire!!!” (steps out of the shower.. 50% body cleaning success).
In an update, ”Bro” guy was fired last week. A sad loss. I bow my head for you Bro, dude.
