I was just told “Fuck you, Asshole”

By alexreinhard

What happens when you tell a guy you don’t have a phonebook?  Answer above.

This guy was a real asshole.  He came in and sat on our chairs.  He was kind of dirty, skinney, with a lisp. 

-”Do you have a phonebook?”

-”Nope, sorry.”

-”There’s no phonebook in this office.  Yeah right.” (Said with a lot of ‘tude.)

-”What’s your problem, man???”

- The guy raises his hand and throws me the bird.

-”What the hell.  You’re in my office! Get out of here!”

-”Fuck you, asshole”  then leaves.

3 Responses to “I was just told “Fuck you, Asshole””

  1. christie Says:

    how dare you. that was my uncle

  2. mickey Says:

    so… did you have a phone book?

  3. alexreinhard Says:

    No we don’t have any phonebooks! The only thing phonebooks are good for is confetti.

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