The Blag

By alexreinhard

I read today Rod Blagojevich was impeached. I haven’t been following this story too closely. I have never actually talked about Rod with anyone I know either.  For some reason though I think about him a lot. 

I don’t know what this dude is about.  I have never heard him speak.  One thing I do know is that I like this guy.  He’s got guts.  

Do do do do you have it?!?!? GUTS!!! This guy would definetly climb the Aggro Crag and get a piece of that fucking mountain.  Pieces of sparkling shit blowing in his face wouldn’t stop him. 

The Blag

The Blag

 The Blag is a one man show.  That is why everyone is against him now.  That’s why I like him.  Look what some asshole said after his impeachment:

 ”He failed the test of character. He is beneath the dignity of the state of Illinois. He is no longer worthy to be our governor,” said Sen. Matt Murphy, a Republican from suburban Chicago.

You can tell this Matt Murphy guy is a real buzzkill.  His name sucks first of all.  I would slap anyone named Matt Murphy.  Matt just because your name has no combination of Rod or Blag, you should suck it. You are beneath the dignity of a porno star’s butthole.

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4 Responses to “The Blag”

  1. christie Says:

    haha. man i am really diggin your recent posts. who the hell is this guy? you know so many odd things. well, i guess you can inform me.

  2. oak Says:

    Ha, Christie so does not follow the news.
    Dude, Al, I don’t think I agree with you on this one, although I’m not all aggro like that phony righteous dick Matt Murphy. I think I knew someone in high school names matt murphy and I’m pretty sure he was a dick.

  3. Oakley Says:

    Hey, did you delete my last comment??? Big jerk.

  4. yo mama Says:

    dude, where’s your podcasts?

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